Testaments to the Boom Times to Come (Posts tagged (I am not 30))

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Just an fyi that the DOUBLE BONUS Patreon crew have looked over this month’s surprisingly murdery-themed line up, and chosen 3-part BBC favorite And Then There Were None as the movie miniseries I will recap ~just for them~

That’s right: it’s the first ever Limited Run Wellntruly Recap! And it’s not too late to get in on this –> :D

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Update: honestly surprised by how many SAUCY jokes about Aidan Turner I had underneath my brain, so much so that at one point I literally opened up a side-doc and wrote some honest to god PR0NOGRAPHY and now I’m like, what do I do with this

Anyway, hi Spicy Level donors. Might…have something for you. Was going to write the rest of Oliver Bird’s “Neon Fruit Supermarket” Beat poem but, my hand slipped, as they say. And there’s always next month for me to return to my SFW ways, where the most salacious things are confusingly erotic food puns.

as always the rewards for supporting me on Patreon are...many & strange I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN SOMETHING THIS EXPLICIT IN MY LIFE thirty flirty and thriving (I am not 30) wellnpatronly frick it's fanfic And Then There Were None Legion what is happening