“In the action movie, an evil ruler becomes enraged when he discovers that Charlize Theron’s character, Furiosa, has helped his sex slaves escape his grasp. Behind them they leave the message: ‘Women are not things.’ Furiosa encounters Max on the road, and they team up in search of a matriarchal promised land with bad guys in hot pursuit. Theron, not Hardy, leads the charge; she also does the majority of the fighting.”
OH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT ALL THOSE MONTHS AGO
CHARLIZE THERON IS THE LEADER OF A POST-APOCALYPTIC SEPARATIST LESBIAN COMMUNE
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST MOVIE EVER
“George was looking to create empowered women, not victims, and I think he accomplished that. … They’re tender and loving and still fierce. They get to be all those things. … At its heart, this is a woman’s story.”
- EVE GODDAMN ENSLER