Testaments to the Boom Times to Come (Posts tagged ANIMALS)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sonictoaster
jaubaius

You had me at Bear Cat (sound on)

14-lizards-in-a-trenchcoat

I’ve held a binturong many times, and yes, they do frequently accidentally strangle their handlers. They’re also little chaos demons who can, and will, use all of their intelligence and willpower to make your life as difficult as possible, and get great joy out of doing so. They have the personality of a raccoon with an increased physical ability for mischief making due to their claws and tail.


Also they smell like oddly musty popcorn and will make you smell like oddly musty popcorn for the rest of the day.

pomrania

If you can’t have the sound on, for whatever reason, it’s just the guy talking about binturongs; but the most relevant bit is “they have a very strong prehensile tail, so they can use those to grab tree branches, or choke their handler”.

animals !!
wildehacked
glumshoe

Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

thisisisaac

you sound like a starship's central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable

glumshoe

that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

kanakalala458

PSA: Please don't hold moles like that

glumshoe

I’m not “holding” the mole.

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The mole bit the stick as I was saving it from a dog. When they bite down, they do not readily let go, and you are able to transport them to safety.

just so oddly pleasant and then the sentence 'I'm not ''holding'' the mole'' which is as well animals quarantime