Tales of a Naturalist. Written by Pytor Manteufel. Illustrated by Georgy Nikolsky. English translation c. 1989.
Mule deer on a frosty morning
To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.
damn just pay them a living wage
Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.
I just cannot for the life of me figure out how to snap this kid's neck without breaking his mom, but giving him a new, cooler head is vital to my vision and it simply gotta go.