Happy holiday to my American friends!
I should probably finish this series
snmom characters as @dril tweets
- sparks nevada: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
- croach: what donest kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things))
- the red plains rider: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
- barkeep: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like; Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
- felton: see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office
- saloon artificial intelligence: ah.. why is it that computers can send hateful commentary through the modem... but weren't designed to send something nice.. like a Song
- pemily stallwark: my “F*&k It!! Let’s Go Golfin” t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed
- rebecca rose rushmore: i may be a dim-witted narcissist but at least i hafve really good opinions
- ginny west: every now and then i like to treat myself to a bit of "Lying under oath"
- jib janeen: COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED
- cactoid jim: every woman ivr ever spoken to would describe our correspondence as “Graceful”
concept: dril tweets presented in “a softer world” comic form
you realize you are now OBLIGATED to do this
ugh fine here
my first attempt at woodburning
I would like to thank dril for the inspiration
I can’t wait to live in a future where this quote is as ubiquitous and misattributed and misunderstood as many classic Shakespearean lines and other historical quotes. I’m genuinely looking forward to that.
the driliad
the Iliad but Achilles is dril
i ccant believe the fucking commander insulted my honor. i hopp into my tent and bundle up tight. the joke’s are over
im assigning a letter grade to all the commanders at 10:00PM EST sharp. this is a once in a lifetime event. please do not miss it
soldiers are telling me not to post them. but idont give a fuck. im sick of being pushed around. this is my account & thats the bottom word
Diomedes: B
Odysseus: A-
Agamemnon: F
Ajax: C+
Menelaus: D+
Theyre the only ones i can think of right now. My hands are shaking
#TenThingsNotToSayToACommander im going to piss all over your chariot. for being a Commander
the trojans, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants