Testaments to the Boom Times to Come (Posts tagged FIRE)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

Was having trouble getting my woodburning stove to pick up the other morning. Did all the normal fire reviving tricks like a normal person and got nothing. Wrote 火 on a post-it and tossed it in there in annoyance. Fire started back up. :)

normal-horoscopes answered:

Literally the correct way to do magic

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"idk normal shit isn't working lemme try some fuckin uhhhhhh runes"

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it’s just funny though that in The Before Times when the goat burned (or didn’t burn) there was very little fanfare except maybe some tongue in cheek celebration (or disappointment). but give it a few jokes about lack of ritual sacrifice and a five-year survival streak and two plague years and suddenly we’ve collectively tapped into the seasonal worship instincts of our ancestors from 36,000 BCE and created a new sacred ritual through sheer force of internet jokes and desperate hope. it’s like we’ve crowdfunded a god.

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