Testaments to the Boom Times to Come (Posts tagged God's boys)

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

soundingonlyatnightasyousleep replied to your post “platoapproved replied to your post: In which I finish Kings GOD’S…”

Giovanni’s room by baldwin might be of interest if you’re looking for david and jonathan-referencing lit

Wow hey you know what, startled to realize, I’ve read that. Well I’ve read an excerpt of it, back when I used to subscribe to Lapham’s Quarterly like a reeeaaal posh one. A couple pages of Giovanni’s Room were included in the ‘Youth’ issue, Summer 2014, which is about to get further interesting for us, because Summer 2014 is when, you may recall, Captain America: The Winter Soldier was released, like a great flood over tumblr dot com, and so when I read such bits as

“I remember walking down the dark, tropical Brooklyn streets with heat coming up from the pavement and banging from the walls of the houses with enough force to kill a man…, with my arm around Joey’s shoulder. I was proud, I think, because his head came just below my ear. We were walking along and Joey was making dirty wisecracks and we were laughing.”

—and

“When we came back along those streets it was quiet; we were quiet too, We were very quiet in the apartment and sleepily got undressed in Joey’s bedroom and went to bed. I fell asleep—for quite a while, I think. But I woke up to find the light on and Joey examining the pillow with great, ferocious care.”

—and very much

I realized that my heart was beating in an awful way and that Joey was trembling against me and the light in the room was very bright and hot. I started to move and to make some kind of joke but Joey mumbled something and I put my head down to hear. Joey raised his head as I lowered mine and we kissed, as it were, by accident. … We had our arms around each other. It was like holding in my hand some rare, exhausted, nearly doomed bird which I had miraculously happened to find.”

—and oh certainly

“I feel in myself now a faint, dreadful stirring of what so overwhelmingly stirred in me then, great thirsty heat, and trembling, and tenderness so painful I thought my heart would burst. But out of this astounding, intolerable pain came joy; we gave each other joy that night. It seemed, then, that a lifetime would not be long enough for me to act with Joey the act of love.”

—I thought, drowsy in the endless heat of my own New York summer in a cheap un-air-conditioned apartment, “wow that’s quite pre-serum Steve & Bucky of you, James Baldwin.”

And of course there’s ONE, SPECIFIC constant now in all this, repeatedly popping up in this cultural bloodline, and I really do not know what to do with the fact that when David & Jonathan-referencing works appear in my life, one Sebastian Stan never seems to be far away.

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lightfromthelostland replied to your post “memory-for-trifles replied to your post: memory-for-trifles replied to…”

Let me tell you a story of one of God’s Boys. Once upon a time, there was a dude named Samson, who was born into a special subgroup of the Jews called the Nazarenes, which had Extra Rules on top of the Lots of Rules ™ which already existed in the Law of Moses. One of these rules involved never cutting his hair, but following them gave him phenomenal cosmic powers, such as slaying an entire army with the jawbone of an ass. Then a bunch of squares got afraid of Samson’s
magic hair and phenomenal cosmic powers, so they got his lady to sneakily cut off his hairs, which rendered him powerless, and then they stabbed out his eyes and threw him in the dungeon. Later, they brought him out of the dungeon to mock him, apparently not noticing that his magic hair had grown back, and then he pulled the building down on everyone, including himself. It is a literal “rocks fall, everyone dies” story.

I am realizing now that another person in addition to Victor Hugo who has screwed me over is Leonard Cohen, going and just tossing so many of God’s Boys into the one song and ensuring I can never be quite sure about any of them. I’m pretty certain I knew about Samson & Delilah as a distinct couple from David & Bathsheba, but I also definitely thought David was also Daniel, so who knows. But no, I will know now, thanks to everyone’s help! brb gonna make God’s Boys flashcards.

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caffeinatedcorvid replied to your post “memory-for-trifles replied to your post: memory-for-trifles replied to…”

Daniel would have been waaaay too late for the King David Shenanigans, but we could have gotten not only the rooftop bathing incident but gone as far as David Failing to Properly Parent His Children, some of whom didn’t deserve this (particularly his daughter Tamar) but were mostly Awful. Solomon is an exception as he got all his good qualities from his mother Bathsheba.

Hah I was actually going to ask if Daniel and David were anywhere close either geographically or chronologically, and it looks like nope!

Now SOLOMON I think I DO have pretty clear, he’s the one who mediates that dispute about the baby where he determine’s its true mother by their reactions to his proposal, got that one, but probably not as clearly as I’ve got SONG OF SONGS Solomon, i.e. writer of the sexy bits.

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David starts out as our underdog shepherd Goliath-killer (and close friend with Saul’s son Jonathan), he’s the most famous King of Israel and eventually his bloodline leads to Jesus, BUT. While he’s king he sees a sexy lady taking a bath on her roof (she is named Bathsheba appropriately enough), gets very Bad Old Testament about it and sends her solider husband off to be killed so he can marry her himself. Obviously, punishment ensues. Another in the long line of very un-heroic Biblical heroes.

Haha lord I just knew King David fell for the sexy bathing lady, easily identifiable by her rooftop bathing locale, I didn’t know he had her husband killed about it! Uncool, dude.

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David : used to be a Sweet Kid and became a very bad boy but for some reason everybody likes him INCLUDING GOD; Daniel : A Good Boy but all of his coworkers hate him for being so Good (probs because he was a forced immigrant/former slave and it was a case of Damned Furreigners Stealin Our Jobs)

I’m now riveted by the prospect that the show would potentially tried to adapt this arc. Wow what Could Have Been.

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David starts out as our underdog shepherd Goliath-killer (and close friend with Saul’s son Jonathan), he’s the most famous King of Israel and eventually his bloodline leads to Jesus, BUT. While he’s king he sees a sexy lady taking a bath on her roof (she is named Bathsheba appropriately enough), gets very Bad Old Testament about it and sends her solider husband off to be killed so he can marry her himself. Obviously, punishment ensues. Another in the long line of very un-heroic Biblical heroes.

Haha lord I just knew King David fell for the sexy bathing lady, easily identifiable by her rooftop bathing locale, I didn’t know he had her husband killed about it! Uncool, dude.

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