For fans of me inexplicably owning glassware from TV shows, may I present an exciting new brand innovation:
I Have This Fucking Wallpaper As a Dress
Yes it’s William Morris, yes that’s why my nerd ass bought it, yes it is even a Victorian print on a drop-waisted silhouette as if somehow anticipating this use in a fancy hotel room in 1929 Berlin
Truly outdone myself this time gang !!