I loved every word of this rant, hilarious and witty
Omg rant, RANT! This is not affront this is delight!
“Are you the one who wrote those Hannibal recaps?”
“No, RANTS.”
Anonymous asked:
THOSE JOKERS
I love this concert especially because a precious, thoughtful Fannibal won some programs from that shoot in the prop auction and sent me one ❤️🔪❤️
once the wolf works with the mirror
it’s finally free.
then i promise,
you’ll be seeing me.
@electric-couple Florence arc prompt
Hannibal and Bedelia’s Florence apartment
Pure beauty ♥
dellesayah replied to your post: American Godz, part 1
I personally had fewer problems with the story and more problems with the show’s aesthetics. I felt like someone cherrypicked the worst and most indulgent aspects of Hannibal’s cinematography, multiplied them by 10, and put them on hbo.
The minutes slip by while I watch with slowly glazing eyes as more slo-mo macro-focused blood slides off someone’s skin in a shower…. .. …
But I will say this: at least it is, and pls know what I genuinely mean by this, lit
Will Graham: forgets to answer texts all the time, often sends one word replies or a long, continuous sentence with no punctuation. Overuses question marks?????
Hannibal Lecter: hates texting, always calls people unless he’s forced not to. Sighs whenever he sees a mistake in someone else’s text, but doesn’t point it out.
Alana Bloom: takes forever to type, and always uses proper punctuation. That might be half the reason why. The other half would be that the messages she sends are always way too long with a lot of superfluous information.
Freddie Lounds: fast fast fast texter. Simple and witty. Always points out people’s mistakes, and somehow never seems to make any of her own. Absoloutely infuriating.
Beverly Katz: easy going texter, lots of slang and emojis. Spam texts often, but it’s sort of endearing.
Jack Crawford: another slow go-er, and doesn’t understand emojis at all. Can’t type with his thumbs and gets frustrated when he sees other people doing it.
Brian Zeller: autocorrect is the bane of his life, and is constantly put into awkward situations because of it. Everyone in his contacts has (mostly rude) nicknames.
Jimmy Price: will write a text, then forget to send it. Has a tendancy to send extremely random links and photos of whatever he’s researching at that point.
Jack is definitely that boomer who freaks out his team by trailing off texts with a disapproving-like ellipsis when he only means it to convey “I’m not shouting this.”
Frederick Chilton in every episode
The Great Red Dragon (2/2)
I love the reveal that it’s not even his desk.
Just propping his feet up, having some fun with the swivel chair, chewing on Alana’s pens (can’t be good for his dentures), rearranging the knickknacks on her desk like one of those kids who fail the Marshmallow Test
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Frederick Chilton: Mischel’s Mistake
