"Your cavalcade of frozen death gives me pleasure to behold. How might I arrange the bodies of living beings whose precious spark I have expired?"
Northwest Taxidermy School, source of hundreds of ads insisting you should “mount birds” with your extremely heterosexual buddies. I’ve published a few of their ads on my blog in the past.
Wood Charts from Below the Boat What’s a wood chart? It’s a door into another world (one which, quite literally, lies below the boat). Starting with a bathymetric chart (the underwater equivalent of a topographic map), the contours are laser-cut into sheets of Baltic birch and glued together to create a powerful visual depth. Select layers are hand-colored blue so it’s easy to discern land from water, major byways are etched into the land, then the whole thing’s framed in a custom, solid-wood frame and protected seamlessly with a sheet of durable, ultra-transparent Plexiglas.
The river is everywhere at once, at the source and at the mouth, at the waterfall, at the ferry, at the rapids, in the sea, in the mountains, everywhere at once, and there is only the present time for it, not the shadow of the past, not the shadow of the future.
“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February Twenty-fourth. Entering the town of Twin Peaks, five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I’ve never seen so many trees in my life.” - Twin Peaks, Pilot (1990) directed by David Lynch
Diane, 7:30 am, February twenty-fourth. Entering town of Twin Peaks. Five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. Never seen so many trees in my life.
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