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[magnificentbane]

a very potter musical is one of the greatest things on the planet and it was created by college students with $150 who were high off their asses

[assumption-of-risk]

may I mention that about 1/3 of the budget was spent on ron’s giant Hershey bar?

[j-the-latter-gay-saint]

YOU MAY

[thisisemmakate]

I can’t believe that I never considered the possibility that they were high

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[ginnyweasleyisgay]

A Very Potter Musical is more accurate to the books than the actual books

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if lemony snicket wrote harry potter

[accio-shitpost]

Krum attacked Fleur, who responded with “Sacré bleu!” This exclamation is a phrase with many possible meanings and connotations. Literally, it translates to ‘sacred blue’, a phrase which does not appear to make much literal sense, and might lead an earwitness to suspect that the speaker is invoking some kind of nefarious coded phrase. The French invented it as a way to swear without invoking the name of God, as ‘bleu’ and ‘Dieu’ are similar sounding words, such as ‘look’ and ‘book’, or ‘code’ and ‘forebode’, or even ‘last breath’ and ‘painful death’.

This history, while fascinating, is not in fact relevant to this situation. For I, dear reader, happen to be privy to exactly what the young Miss Delacour meant when she exclaimed “Sacré bleu!”, thanks to a chance interview in a crowded fish statue three years after the fact. And so “Sacré bleu” in fact here means ‘oh fucking shit’.

[danvssomethingorother]

@ceslatoil

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[archibanfkimble]

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

[instant-oatmeal]

“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”

[marinermo]

“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”

[neala-ernswa]

“Sir, why did Voldemort want to kill me?”
“There was some stupid prophecy made that you would defeat him. I do not believe in prophecies. He did and now he’s dead. Learn something from that.”

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memory-for-trifles replied to your post “10 Favorites”

UGH #same re: Lupin! I still hold a tiny grudge against JK even though I wasn’t obsessive about Harry Potter.

And I’m #same re: was never obsessive about Harry Potter! I feel like I have such an odd relationship to those books, because I’ve read/own them all, but my feelings about Harry Potter have only ever existed while I’m reading them. As soon as I put them down, I would forget all about it. To the point that I never really had any urge to see the movies — although I’ve seen all of those too at this point, because I’d just tag along with friends who wanted to watch them.

Like, I feel this is surely in the same acceptability category as saying your favorite Star Trek movie is Galaxy Quest, but my flat out most adored piece of Harry Potter media is definitely the ARTWORK that is A Very Potter Musical.

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Anonymous asked:

QUESTION you mentioned a lot things about bluthyonce like house values, animal, and colors and so naturally i would like to know what those would be for the other three houses at EAGLECREST

sashayed answered:

GREAT QUESTION ABOUT EAGLECREST, THE AMERICAN HOGWARTS. THANKS FOR ASKING! The house system at EAGLECREST differs slightly from that at European wizard schools: students are assigned to a House upon entry, but in acknowledgement of the complexity of human nature and the FREEDOM of AMERICA, each also chooses a Minor or Secondary House at which they spend at least one week per semester. The Houses are as follows.

BLUTHYONCÉ: 

• values: hilarity, sequins
• animal:
  
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• colors: i know i originally said Caribbean Blue and Tangerine but I think actually it’s Hot Pink + Atomic Tangerine
  
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• house located in Thomas Jefferson’s “dreamy” left eye, equipped w/ craft supplies and a bar 
• house ghost is Dorothy Parker
• Fun Fact: a bald eagle delivers house copies of Sassy, Vogue Wizard, and J-14 to Bluthyoncé every week. No one knows where the new issues of Sassy come from and no one asks questions. 

JUSTITOPIA: 

• values: determination and fairness
• animal:
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• colors: Camo and Hemp
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• house is located in Abraham Lincoln’s “problematic” jaw and has its own pirate radio station
• house ghost is Ida B. Wells. Justitopia at its best is the REAL SHIT.
• Fun Fact: Justitopia’s communal garden provides up to 45% of EAGLECREST’s vegetable supply. With the help of a simple avian translation spell, the many Rescue Chickens living in the Freedom Hutchery may also volunteer to donate their unfertilized eggs.

LAXDISICK: 

• values: affluence, ambition, broery
• animal: 
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• colors: seersucker
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• house is located in TEDDY BROSEVELT, right in the monocle. Has outdoor and indoor badminton courts. 
• house ghost is Zack Morris.
• Fun Fact: a small door located behind Laxdisick’s F. Scott Fitzgerald Memorial Bathroom opens into the guest bedroom of some dude’s stepdad’s house on the Vineyard. It is always 1:30pm and partly sunny, and there is always an open sign-up spot for beer pong. Students who attempt to stay at the house for more than an hour, however, are struck with a gradually incapacitating lockjaw and eventually forced to leave.

SHRUGSTAGRAM: 

• values: chill
• animal:
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• colors: Mood Ring
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• house is located in George Washington’s nose because it’s closest to the main entrance. Every surface is guaranteed nappable. Best Wifi reception in all of EAGLECREST.
• House Ghost: Walt Whitman.
• Fun fact: the password to Shrugstagram House (“Uh what?”) has not been changed since 1973.

[sashayed]

Listen, I know “JK Rowling” has some “ideas” about the “American Hogwarts,” but I assume that’s just because she doesn’t know about EAGLECREST, which is located inside Mount Rushmore and led by Headmaster Joe Biden

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[ranunculusranunculusranunculus]

I bet this joke has been made but I’ve seen no evidence of it.

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intergaylactics asked:

have you ever thought about a hp au where luna lovegood is basically mulder and hermione is basically scully?

marianhalcombes answered:

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[hexedh3art]

Dumbledore don’t give a fuck.

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[whatdoyoumeanionlygetoneotp]

if you didnt read it in his voice youre lying