Last time on The O.T.
Kings 3, or like, 4, or whatever. ‘First Night’. Anyway:
- The video player on NBC got confused about where the commercial breaks are supposed to go so the final seconds of acts got kinda cut into the midst of the commercials? ?? Anyway for this reason I cannot be sure but I think I watched Ian McShane whisper to a dying deer and then abruptly snap its neck, and that’s #TELEVISION
- Wow well you know what extremely happened: Sebastian Stan, “Jack”, in a knock down dance floor fistfight, raggedly screaming “JUST COME HERE. HIT ME. HIT ME,” after spending all night having to push away his sweet secret boyfriend and pretend it’s because he doesn’t want to be with him anymore while every second he wants to cry while bursting into flames about it!!! Again I say W o w.
- But honestly most of all, when this finance boy or whatever wants something special that other people don’t get in exchange for funding the Princess’s healthcare reform (we do not have time to get into how the economy or government works in the imaginary monarchy land), and she takes him to see a private wing of the palace and you assume he’ll now make a move on her because that’s how this works but instead she pulls open a drawer in what looks like a table and he dives his paws on in there to rootle around in delight and she’s just like “The King’s Socks” and I Screamed. What!!! And they never show us the socks???? MICHAEL GREEN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, WHY ARE YOU MAKING ANY OF THE DECISIONS YOU’RE MAKING!
Kings The One With the Alarming Gaza Strip Allegory:
Uh
Kings the next one:
Will NO ONE TELL ME why BANISHED NEPHEW MACAULAY CULKIN (!!!!!!!) was banished in the first place???!!!! I’m just stuck here trying to extrapolate from the sole but very weird thing he has done since his return: steal one of his aunt the Queen’s high heels in a random gift bag. ???? what!!
Anyway everyone in this show is either a horrifying stone cold asshole or unbelievably stupid, so waiting to see how this latest one falls.
Also I’m considering starting to keep some data because King Silas is drinking a glass of red wine at the start of so, so many of his scenes. Just so many. In all sorts of types of rooms.