Magneto: I’m proud to identify as liberalsexual. I’m attracted to liberals and liberals exclusively. Charles once said to me “I support mutant rights not mutant wrongs” and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Charles: if we defend ourselves against the people who are trying to kill us, doesn’t that make us just as bad? 🤔
Magneto, already taking his clothes off: Charles you are so fucking stupid
op heard there were two different pronunciations of a famous dutch impressionist painter’s last name and never settled on which pronunciation to use but gogh gogh i guess
Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
okay but what’s updog ?
Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.
No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
No, that’s uptalk. You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
no that’s an updraft
updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them
No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.
No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
What’s a henway?
Oh, about 5 pounds.
Anonymous asked:
poryqon answered:
HECK YEAH
Paleontology amd zoology memes are the best
This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it
i feel like we’re mere months away from full darmok and jalad, y'all. we are approaching tanagra with arms wide.
