Testaments to the Boom Times to Come (Posts tagged MYTHOLOGY)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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alittlebiteverything

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

peppersheart

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.”
—Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

AMAZING

I choose to beliee every version of this story is true

and is just a different tale of when Loki turned into something ridiculous

and tried to murder his brother

strangely-normal

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Thor: OH LOOK A PUPPY

Loki: WAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH

Thor: OH NO IT’S YOU AGAIN!

damnslippyplanet

Brb, writing the fic “five times Thor fell for Loki’s obvious repetitive snek trick and one time he… no, just six times he fell for it.”

wellntruly

Did you mean: all of Norse mythology !

Source: alittlebiteverything
JUST WONDERFUL Thor superheroes movies mythology
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wodneswynn

I like how in the “high-mythology” Norse texts, the stories about the gods, death is a fairly solid dividing line. It’s possible to speak to the dead if you’ve got magic, and some of the gods can walk between life and death–but they’re gods, they’re special. Generally, dead people stay where they’re put, and the dead walking around is your first sign that the very fabric of the universe is unraveling.

But, if you read the popular literature, like folktales and legendary histories, you’d think that the undead are something normal joes down here in Midgard have to deal with on an almost daily basis.

My absolute favorite thing in any story I’ve ever read is that in Erbyggjasaga, two dead men rise up from the grave and invade this dude’s house. This is a problem because they keep tracking dirt all over the floor and taking the best seats next to the fire. So the homeowner summons them to court and has them formally evicted.

rowantheexplorer

So wait, lawyers are the real bane of the undead?

systlin

Yes.

wodneswynn

This is the Icelandic Commonwealth we’re talking about; lawyers are the indomitable bane of all things that walk upon the face of the earth 

systlin

Truth.

I was advised to read an Icelandic saga before traveling there and let me tell you the thing was probably 40% law proceedings people were literally introduced like ''he had golden hair and was the second-best lawyer in all of Iceland'' it was amazing Scandinavia mythology mostly law
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tapesfromtheblacklodge

Orpheus Leading Eurydice from the Underworld (Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, 1861) | Twin Peaks: The Return (David Lynch, 2017)
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minimoonstar

@king-in-yellow

very good!!!!!! honestly Part 17 makes a wonderful conclusion to this revival I would have really loved it still inconclusive and sad and never-ending but softened somewhat by all the pieces called back up from that thing we loved on a Lynch scale it would nearly feel *conventional* but you could argue with him that it's actually this: mythic Twin Peaks Twin Peaks spoilers mythology
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willasroed

“Irish folklorist and dramatist Lady Augusta Gregory penned some of the most memorable and timeless retellings of tales from Irish mythology. Recently, the Folio Society — makers of such exquisitely crafted books as The Alice B. Toklas Cookbook illustrated by Natacha Ledwidge– resurrected Lady Gregory’s tales in a lavish slip-case edition of Irish Myths and Legends (public library) featuring stunning art by Brooklyn-based illustrator and cartoonist Jillian Tamaki.”

- from brainpickings.org

mmHMM Lady Augusta Gregory Jillian Tamaki art mythology tales