Testaments to the Boom Times to Come (Posts tagged PERS.)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

standuptragicomedy replied to your post “yes hello hi i have a very important inquiry (project title: let’s…”

cupcakes are ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. like just…just eat a full cake. who are you kidding. (I do love muffins though, I have a pumpkin-cranberry muffin recipe I learned from my college rabbi that I make on a regular basis.)

fursasaida replied to your post “yes hello hi i have a very important inquiry (project title: let’s…”

cake in general: rarely any good.

Splitting the difference here because overall I agree with fursasaida on the subject of Cake (not the band; the band can stay), but I will make an exception for a good muffin. Oh man, poppy seed muffins? Gimme those snapply seeeeds

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standuptragicomedy asked:

☕ on any topic of your choosing!

Anything???? Oh that’s a lot.

Okay here’s some tea: The Secret History is a trashy trope-a-minute joke read for anyone who knows Bennington College, a school for B students with delusions to intellectualism. This book is Twilight for NESCAC kids and it always bewilders me when I see people seeming to have genuine feelings about it, exactly how I would feel seeing someone who actually experienced real emotions over like, Edward Cullen.

Sincerely,
Someone who went to the nearby college whose superior library resources served as a very minor plot point

the joke is on me though because in this moment I reveal myself to be the TRUE insufferable liberal arts asshole all along!! y'know what touché Donna replies standuptragicomedy askbox memes The Secret History Donna Tartt wow I'm gonna tag it; I'm bold pers. books

platoapproved replied to your post “yes hello hi i have a very important inquiry (project title: let’s…”

cupcakes are trash you are so right
my awful confession is that i don’t really like pastries (except a fruit pie now and then if that counts) but think of it this way: that means you’re welcome to my life’s share of croissants!

You dislike cupcakes and like pies, Rose you are a-okay with me

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platoapproved asked:

yes hello hi i have a very important inquiry (project title: let's start some controversy in the croissant fandom) - what is your favorite pastry and why?

Okay I take it all back I love fandom because I love pastry drama

FAVORITE PASTRY, is anything with a laminated dough, because I cannot make that shit! Or, I can make an approximate, but it’s nowhere as good as a professional’s. So croissants are like, the kings of this category. I also love how they are very buttery and almost savory, OR you can put marzipan or chocolate in them to make them sweet—versatile!

And you didn’t ask but let’s controversy—the most overrated baked good: fucking cupcakes

~Come crash on my internet couch~

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rainbowrites asked:

I CATAPULT myself onto your internet couch, sending all and sundry flying. I have many questions. How on earth do you watch so many movies? How did you manage the dichotomy of an 1800's Gay Uncle trapped inside a lovely lady in modern times? What hobby do you sometimes see going around and be like I Should Do The Thing and then never actually Do The Thing (or is that just me?) What do you look for in a Fandom Community? Do you have any Mindless Background Shows or just Aesthetic Wunderkinds?

YESS MY INTERNET COUCH HOUSES AGAIN ITS ORIGINAL RESIDENT :D

- This is the choice I have made for my time, that’s pretty much it! Things always get a little busy there at the turn of the year as the studios kindly DUMP everything on us the closer we get to awards season because they believe strongly in that recency effect (not entirely without reason), but on average I’m only watching about 3 a month I think? Honestly part of the reason I watch more movies than TV shows is that in total it takes up waaaaayyy less time. I can watch maybe four movies in half the time it would take me to watch one 13 episode TV season.

- Haaahahahaa, okay for the record I recently mentioned to rainbowrites that I was having someone over for tea, and then had to explain that my aesthetic/lifestyle is basically your bachelor English uncle who gets overexcited about his obscure research. Yeah I don’t know that’s kinda just….the vibe! My best friend and I have talked about how our dream pace would be to basically just be Professor Perlman, like oh looks like a new batch of slides of ancient statues has arrived, guess we’ll just leisurely delve into these for like a week in between having people over for freshly squeezed juice.

- I’ve thought before that I should get back into knitting. My high school biology teacher taught me how to knit, which was charming as he was in his late 30s, a he, and a scientist, none of those things really befitting your classic idea of “a knitter”

- I look for you! :) No but pretty much! Maybe this is because I was not anywhere near ANY online fan community until I was 23, but general fandom isn’t my speed. I just like chatting about shows with a few funny folks who Get It, and I *loved* when the little Star Trek Community guided me through the whole dang franchise with such thoughtfulness and joy, and yeah I really like seeing if I can write down my TV thoughts & ideas in a way that other people will enjoy reading and sometimes write me little messages like “oh my gosh I thought that tooooo” and it’s like ahh same hat!!! And some of the fan art is GREAT and so stunning. But honestly, you’ll allow me to get mean for a minute, I find most of fandom to be just bad takes and mediocre pornography. The bad takes offend me much more. Ooo some saltiness!

- I have never put a TV show on in the background in my life. If I’m watching a thing I am watching a thing. This is why I only watch a handful of shows a year, because they’re gonna get my full attention so they better be worth it! I would say that I watch things besides just Aesthetic Wunderkinds though, only…..well my favorite trashy shows are trashy aesthetic shows….and my favorite non-aesthetic shows are still wunderkinds….okay maybe you got me. Let’s say Aesthetic/Wunderkinds. YEAH ALRIGHT.

~Come crash on my internet couch~

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So hello I am Online again today (working from hoooOome) (and I got most things done this moooorning), and I know I haven’t done an ask meme in a while and a surprising number of you have been showing up recently probably wondering “who is this”, so if you have any INQUIRIES….hey I’m here! I think there was something going around where you could send a ☕and a topic for an opinion? I have some of those. Or send me yours! Bring me your loves! As rainbowrites would put it, come crash on my internet couch~

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Yesterday morning I walked to the bakery and bought two different types of croissants, and had the bittersweet chocolate one with a mug of chocolate pu-erh tea (scientist on that recent Radiolab about birds & beauty: “Decadence! Deecadence!”) and today I had their impossibly buttery whole wheat croissant with a fried egg and hot sauce, and just, friends! Friends! Croissants! Ideal weekend: CroisSAnts.

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This tune will hum me through the war

LISTEN: Spotify

La Vie En Rose - Lady Gaga | Dwa Serduszka - Joanna Kulig, Marcin Masecki | Smoking Section - St. Vincent | Bitter Sweet - The Bryan Ferry Orchestra | Maybe This Time - Natasha Richardson | Fish Beach - Michael Nyman | BaBopByeYa - Janelle Monáe | The Heroine - Unwoman | Szomuru Vasernap (Gloomy Sunday) - Severija | Padam padam - Édith Piaf | Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered - Ella Fitzgerald | Pink in the Night - Mitski | A Song For Europe - Roxy Music | La Mer (Live) - Julio Iglesias

In my heart this playlist also contains a live, lost performance of a ~theatre associate~ of mine in college with this laid back yet intently chaotic sexual energy drunkenly singing ‘Make You Feel My Love’ a cappella in a former church in just an undershirt and a child’s ride-on-style flamingo costume — but since we can’t have that, I offer as coda/encore Justin Vivian Bond singing ‘Goodnight Ladies

welcome once again to my idiosyncratic playlists that follow my own personal logic & associations to particular ends you are all very indulgent of me music mixes pers.