Testaments to the Boom Times to Come (Posts tagged Please)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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i can’t look at this for very long and like, remain a human person, so i’m gonna scroll down and type this out.

i was talking yesterday to some friends about why peter/nightingale from rivers of london works so much for me, and explaining it in terms of how i imprinted HEAVILY on brideshead revisited as my ur-ship. [ed note: i don’t recommend doing this, it was a bad involuntary decision on my part.] and i said give me a sallow, sad, fine-boned, effete, aristocratic British Gay who has lost all his friends in The War, and his slightly more socially-acceptable-masculine boyfriend who’s half in awe of him and half exasperated by him: I am sold.

and so i look, briefly, achingly, at the above, and god help me, lord save me, saints preserve me, we as a species need to get riz into this archetype immediately. look at young thomas nightingale up there, promising to study his formae very thoroughly indeed. look at glassy-eyed sebastian flyte maybe six minutes or six months from the end of it all. 

look at the thin skin under his eyes for god’s sake for god’s sAKE

thank you for this Problem good CHRIST Riz Ahmed Brideshead Revisited please please it would be so ruinous in related news I hope there is an afterlife just so I can personally kick Evelyn Waugh's ass
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The recipe called for murder; I did not misread it: 6 SPRINGS FRESH DILL, as much SALT as you can stand, and take a KNIFE to the one that failed you. 1 WHOLE POTATO, 1 WHOLE CARROT. You will not be cold this winter, you will not.

Sonya Vatomsky, “Apotheosis,” from Salt is for Curing

TFW it takes a minute to realize the post is from one of your poetry blogs, not one of your Hannibal blogs.

AU where Hannibal runs one of those cooking blogs where it’s like 86% life stories 14% actual recipe.

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AU WHERE HANNIBAL RUNS ONE OF THOSE COOKING BLOGS WHERE IT'S LIKE 86% LIFE STORIES 14% ACTUAL RECIPE please my god Hannibal food poetry this poem is bangin by the way