Testaments to the Boom Times to Come (Posts tagged SEA CREATURES)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
minipliny
cctinsleybaxter

Pliny pearl oyster facts:

  • they produce pearls based on rancid vibes from God; said pearls will be whatever color the sky was when they got pregnant 
  • they are afraid of lightning, thunder, and the dark. it makes them lose their appetite and impacts pearl production (thunder specifically makes them have, quote, ‘miscarriages’)
  • they hide in sharp rocks and enjoy biting off people’s hands 
  • they have a leader, “a specially large and old shell, marvellously skilful in taking precautions,” and if you catch him you’re guaranteed a jackpot 
cctinsleybaxter

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Pliny the Elder sea creatures Moby Dick
sonictoaster

Anonymous asked:

I dreamt that you had done a series of one-panel comics featuring ocean creatures wearing suits and standing in incongruous human settings saying bland but emotionally intelligent punchlines that hinted at larger backstories, such as a crab holding onto the strap on the bus and saying "I don't know, guys. I found that very hurtful." And every time you posted one you captioned it, "Damn this is my best work."

rontology answered:

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damn this is my best work

damn comics dreams sea creatures