You see all of this around you, and yet you do not believe.
Ds9: enormous fucking coffee mugs, the tiniest beer glasses in the world
Wait, makes sense. The coffee is free. Quark charges per beer.
The beer is priced very cheaply, to keep people buying more of them, and to keep them as a loss leader against the real money-makers of the Dabo tables and holosuites.
I love TOS design. With the candy buttons and random beeping and flashing and that totally non-functional, 60′s futuristic feel.
the only new trek vs old trek discourse i wanna hear is about the aspect ratios
i am BEGGING us to talk about how the 4:3 aspect ratio meant that actors were literally four inches from each other’s faces at all times in order to be caught in the same frame
i had an idea and it didn’t quite go as planned, to say the least
This is gold. Starts off great then sounds like the horns section just going crazy and playing whatever. Then it just ends on the last parts of the Voyager and DS9 themes. This is literally like what my last two brain cells do when I am trying to sleep
4 different brass sections battling to the death
#my abs hurt from laughing at my partner’s reaction to this#literally just fuckin bluescreened (but snapped back in for some witty OF FUCKIN COURSE ITS NEXT GEN GOD)#i am literally crying from laughing for three minutes straight
okay LISTEN, @hufflefluff-and-apple-pie is completely right about my reaction, but to be fair I was being assaulted with AUDITORY HELL and it was UNFORTUNATE
I wish we had gotten more of Martok and Julian's friendship. Both bc I like their dynamic and also bc I'm losing it at the idea of someone asking this little twink ass nerd who still has his childhood teddy bear how he knows the Chancellor of the Klingon Empire and him saying "Oh, we were in prison together :)"



