Testaments to the Boom Times to Come (Posts tagged X Men)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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  • dipshit: ha, magneto! there's nothing metal in this room! you're powerless!
  • magneto: okay but that's assuming i didn't stop at the home depot and like pick up a 5 dollar box of screws and ball bearings to take with me everywhere
  • dipshit:
  • dipshit: is there any chance that's not what you did
  • magneto: no
heheheh a Riddle: Q. Why does Magneto wear a watch? A. ... Q. Too late he's killed you with it. (Q. Why does Charles wear a watch? A. Certainly not to keep track of how long I've spent emotionally compromised by THAT headcanon.) X Men superheroes

spaceoperetta replied to your post “I was just idly thinking about Charles Xavier’s telepathy recently, as…”

muddling up his flaws with his virtues is INCREDIBLY charles xavier

And that’s before we even get to the deleted tangent on forgiveness, in which, looking back, I find that I LITERALLY WROTE “Frankly, an unexpected virtue of laziness is how it dovetails into our capacity to let things go, so that we can divert our energies elsewhere.” Like, probably true, definitely Charles.

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I was just idly thinking about Charles Xavier’s telepathy recently, as I do, and being grateful for his fictional sake that he’s not a naturally anxious person. Because to be able to hear what everyone’s thinking all the time? That would be hell on social anxiety.

But then it DAWNED on me that perhaps those two things, his telepathy and his lack of social anxiety, might not be separately occurring features. One of the things I try to remember from studying psychology, is that most of us tend to over-estimate how much other people are thinking about us. It makes perfect sense that we would do this, given how much time we spend thinking about ourselves. We’re the ones in our heads, after all, privy to the full 100% of our wishes and screw-ups. But the thing is, everyone else is preoccupied more with their own existence, too. At the very base of it it’s probably just a numbers game — there are just so staggeringly more other people to be worried about, that you simply can’t be examining any of them as deeply or consistently as you are yourself. No one scrutinizes you as much as you do, but we so often feel like they might be, and that’s where the anxiety comes in.

And the thing about Charles, is that he would know this. He would have constant first-hand evidence of our blessed self-centeredness. Actually, this probably also ties in to something I tipsily floated to Kayt in that cocktail bar (hi, u remember), which is that everyone’s not lucky that Charles is a ~good person~, but rather, they’re lucky that he usually doesn’t bother looking into them at all. Did I just muddle up a major Charles flaw with a major Charles virtue why yes I did.

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mightytchalla

You know outside of the circus most people were afraid of me, but I didn’t hate them- I pitied them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes.

did you know that when I was watching X2 I had never looked at the cast list or anything and by the time we meet this darling properly in the old church I was referring to him in my head as Blue Devil Alan Cumming like as if Alan Cumming was a type and this guy was serving up ''Alan Cumming'' it wasn't until a late plane scene that I was like... wait a minute is that ACTUALLY Alan Cumming?? and then I paused and skittered over to IMDb and laaauughed X Men superheroes Alan Cumming really him
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stuckinremission

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“ 

the Eurythmics tho bless bless this nonsense the Quicksilver scenes are nearly entirely pointless and also THE ENTIRE POINT like he has a hilariously fourth-wall view on the rest of what's going on but yet he's somehow integral to the whole conceit Peter is like the X-Men's Shakespearean Fool isn't he X Men superheroes