Testaments to the Boom Times to Come (Posts tagged anyway please do not write to me after reading this saying you disagree with some of the examples this other person chose)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

There is a Wikipedia page on the “secular hymn,” so far so great, but things REALLY kick off in the latter portion, where after providing some examples, the anonymous author begins to cite various people on what specifically defines a secular hymn, such as transcending generations and containing themes of redemption & deliverance, pretty valid pretty valid.

And then, this truly incredible paragraph presents itself. I quote in full:

“Neither of these definitions includes the criterion that the sound of the song should be somehow reminiscent of traditional religious hymns. Exclusion of this criterion could include songs that might not immediately draw an association with a hymn, such as ‘I Got a Name’ by Jim Croce, ‘Wind of Change’ by the Scorpions, and ‘Don’t Stop’ by Fleetwood Mac; one could go so far as to include ‘Rise’ by Public Image Limited, ‘Cartoon’ by Soul Asylum, ‘Fall Back Down’ by Rancid, and ‘Tubthumping’ by Chumbawamba.”

And I must ask you all now, with the light of God shining full on your face from this illuminated screen: is ‘Tubthumping’ by Chumbawamba NOT a secular hymn? LOOK INTO YOUR HEART, AND SEE THE TRUTH YOU KNOW TO BE.

can a secular hymn get *too* openly religious and end up disqualifying itself is another amazing ponder from this piece god so much to Consider! anyway please do not write to me after reading this saying you disagree with some of the examples this other person chose please DO make your own playlist of A Correct Collection of Secular Hymns and send it my way :D music