Testaments to the Boom Times to Come

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Texts From William Blake

[lipstickmata]

William Blake drew you something.

hi
hi
I got you a present
you did?
I drew you something
oh wow
is it horrifying?
no
do you promise?
William?
do you promise me that it’s not horrifying?
i drew you something
William
you know what I mean
what do you mean by horrifying

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[aradiamedium]

did they send me daughters

when i asked

for sons

[raelynnmarie]

#tell me how am i supposed to breathe with no heir (x)

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[banalpig]

Chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy chingy (the riff from ‘A-Punk’ I had in my head at all times when drawing this). Vampire Weekend- a very labour-intensive strip I did for a competition that I missed the deadline for.

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[blancadiabla]

safety tips from Anubis

[heatherm00ch]

oh my fucking god

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[claricedarlings]

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

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[facts-i-just-made-up]

Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.

A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.

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[the-absolute-best-posts]

earthqirl:

wow look at that van gogh

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[aegean-sea]

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

[offonahuntingtrip]

and here we have a capitalist 

[thequarantinedmailman]

Did you just.

[cinnamon-anemone]

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

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[lemme-kiss-u]

Marauders Era dream cast

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[theparisreview]

“If ever there were an occasion for bold revisions of reality, surely the art of airline crisis is it.”

The art of airline safety cards.