doctorginsberg asked:
To be honest, being in isolation with Spock would be easier for me than being stuck with Jim. I’m an introvert by nature and Jim is a lot more tactile than I like
trek-tracks answered:
Pros of being in quarantine with Spock: Actual silence for as long as you want, good at “parallel play,” occasional philosophical discussions
Cons: Not so great if you have any emotions about your situation
Pros of being in quarantine with Jim: Actual hugs when you’re down, so much talking you can’t even think about being sad, very sweet and conversant in a range of subjects, will physically fight a virus so it doesn’t hurt you
Cons: WILL YOU SHUT UP FOR 30 SECONDS and you can’t punch a virus. No, not even with both fists clasped together.
Pros of being in quarantine with Bones: Actual booze, takes care of you, cured the virus 30 minutes ago
Cons: Tests vaccine on himself suddenly and without warning
