The beautiful creations by Fabergé
hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common
hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common
I have no idea why this made me laugh out loud as hard as it did.
Always have my fingers on the pulse, always plugged into that zeitgeist, always on time. (Never, never am I in sync this is blowing my mind.)
Anyway put on @ by the Vulture music critics:
“[‘A Song For Europe’ is] just full-on Grand Guignol excess complete with verses in French (!) and Latin (!!) at the end, and yet wholly convincing from start to finish. This torch song to end all torch songs was another touchstone for his gay following.”
Well, Bill, you got me there.
abigail: (writhing and convulsing upon the floor with great theatric spirit) i saw goody proctor wearing an ayn rand t shirt in 2009
judge danforth: abigail just so you know you are fucking this up for literally everyone
My favorite thing about heir to the empire is the fact that down the road lando taught luke how to make hot chocolate
LANDO TAUGHT LUKE TO MAKE HOT CHOCOLATE. WHICH IS CANONICALLY AND ABSURDLY LUKE’S FAVORITE BEVERAGE OF ALL TIME.
Like you’ve discovered something you don’t even have a name for.
— Richard Siken