New meme:
just describe the plot of any star trek episode so that it’ll look like a shitpost
If you go too fast, you turn into a lizard
it’s offensive to let your dog pee on a tree
spock gets so high he almost becomes straight
Small furries will eat you and your ship
What happens to this one (1) Vulcan man’s brain will blow your mind
You can’t die in the wild west unless ur really feelin it
Just when you think you’ve evaded all of humanity, out of the corner of your eye you see her, Amelia Earhart
If everyone disappears, you’re likely to be trapped in your son’s science experiment.
If you die in the game, you do not die in real life.
area man fucks around in a desert, unearths his mom’s face
They wanna hear you sing, till they make their own singing god.
Pizza is people too
your tap-dancing is forceful, but it will not save you
Apollo is a punkass bitch