Me when I see anything art-deco:
i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street
car: stops for me at a crosswalk
me:
oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega
“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.
whenever I hear "influencer" I think of this
“Trying to play hide and seek with my dog, but she gets just TOO EXCITED when I spot her lol”
(Source)
Absolutely frolicking
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I - the alphabet as seen from the side
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the alphabet as seen from directly above
The first pretend perfume!!
“then I guess the break is over”
from the “obscure childhood crush” line, inspired by one of my little sisters