Testaments to the Boom Times to Come (Posts tagged surprise!)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

One episode into Sense8 and this is so far everything I love about Cloud Atlas (I KNOW) combined with everything I love about Charles Xavier (I knoooww)—I’m thriving

Two episodes in: This show is really cheesy in a way that gives me goosebumps about 3 times an episode. Yes in a thousand-year heatwave with no AC.

Also, Daniela earnestly stating that just being an accessory for this sexy secret relationship would be the Dream: me about the concept of being benevolently stalked around the world by Naveen Andrews.

Three episodes into Sense8: I really love that this show is plot-presenting but actually has none, it’s just a bunch of people wandering around befalling things

Anyway four episodes in and I cried for the entirety of the singalong sequence—I CAN’T SPARE THE MOISTURE IN THIS HEAT, GODDAMNIT. Figures that was the first one Tykwer directed, I see you my musical German beloved!

Ep 5 - Doona Bae my beloved !!

Sense8 really said listen we appreciate straight people and their culture and they can chastely flirt that’s sweet, but honestly we just DO NOT want to see it unless they are literally sandwiched between our two hot besotted gay couples who, as we do, consider it a scene wasted if they haven’t come up with a reason to get to second base in a kitchen.

I am six episodes into Sense8

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This man is killing me

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Story about how Tom Hardy found a kitten while shooting Sweeney Todd in Romania (did he get cut from that or what?  I dunno, that’s what the site says  Edit: It was a BBC version).  Prepare to die from the cuteness.  No, I’m not cutting it.  You should read it all.

September 11, 2005

I have a Kat in my hotel room, I wish I could send you the photos I took on my cellphone, I spent 4 hrs manually zapping fleas on the bugger and fed him threw him in the bath and we’re like 95% flea free, now went to the super market but they didn’t have no stuff but raid so I sprayed the room with this pollutant spray killing anything that falls off him gonna get him wormed tomorrow at the pet store. then we got to find him a home. he shines right now. i call him CJ after the guy in GTA San Andreas. he’s on my mobile phone, plenty of photos, but this new one ain’t set up to send or retrieve photomessaging so I will have to update you with photos when I get back to London. On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, there’s this kitten in the road, and I’m like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. that’s a small cat as cats go. it’s prolly like a couple months old max. so I’m like hey little fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know.

image then he wanders up to me and bang he’s in my scoop and I’m looking around I ask a few old ladies this your cat, a man this your… nothing, infact the languague barrier lifts with one old lady who speaks no english but I can tell she wishes me well infact every girl in town now notices I have a kitten and even though I have a skinhead and baggy pants on, the uniform of the criminal, I am now such a sweet boy with his kitten. I’m like no, you don’t understand this is not my kitten, this is God’s child I found in the street prolly belongs to some kid who is crying right now, I don’t want kat, even if I did want kat, I can’t have kat, he has no passport I have a dog who will eat Kat, the responsibility, I am a tourist I stay at Hilton this thing is not allowed in the Hilton, so I’m holding this little big prollem. I look at C.J he looks at me licking his fleabag paws. and says “so where we headed?”…..

image we had a mishap on the carpet but I took the washing powder and cleaned up, with a flannel! I know but when you’re a man on location you make do with whatever you can.

He also had a little accident on the duvet which p###d me off coz that’s my bed but he’s like a baby but cat piss s lethal so I couldn’t tell reception I had kat in the room and I sure as hell wasn’t going to admit to peeing the bed, or sprinkling, what type of man sprinkles the bed? so I poured some coca cola on the sheets got some fresh ones and committed C.J to the bathroom for the night, where he screamed blue murder. You got to know that this cat lay asleep upside down in my lap for four hours being preened. at first he was pissed but as the itches grew less frequent he knew I was helping him out so. bonk lights out snoring feet in the air. we bedded him down in the bathroom, and C.J got lungs man I’m telling you all night he’s like “WoAh WOAH! PLEASE!”

image he is now on my bed watching telly I am at the internet cafe again the funny thing is I confessed to reception, OK this guy stayed the night I deflead him and dewormed him so he’s clean…technically 65% lie there but we’ll de worm and deflea tomorrow when the store with the chemicals opens up. I got to find him a home is there like an RSPCA here or something? the girls at reception fall in love with him. he’s all fluffy coz I put him in a bath, I told them they’re like we can see, really this kat sparkles now. but he doesn’t want to hang out with them he wants to sit on my shoulder and stare and watch MTV in the room. So anyway she says you can keep him in your room no problem. we can get housekeeping to send something special up. A litter tray Hallelulah!!! image That is so cool, now that only happens at really cool places, you know. So C.J and his remaining fleas are lounging on the covers taking calls, watching extreme sports and tomorrow he’s coming to work and we’re going to try and get him rehoused. he is such a dude, and he is very funny and likes to talk a lot cuddle and sleep, plus he follows me everywhere talking romanian, I’m like I live in london dude I have no idea what you’re on about, you can’t live with me we’ll find you someone. Blood and Chocolate is shooting here with Hugh Dancy some werewolf movie, and I told one of the actors yo you might inherit C.J if I can’t find him a home. I got 10 days. So does anyone know anyone in Bucharest that wants an actor’s Kat? please call the ##### Hilton in ##### they’ll put you through to my room and we’ll get you one Kat! XXXX Tommy


September 12, 2005

image C.J has been adopted by the Costume dept at the studio in Romania now so he has a new home which is great. Will send pics! Am in FHM Collections in England at moment. Have a L’uomo Vogue shoot coming out soon I hope. XXX ETH

Thanks for everyone’s concern, I was even looking at trying to ship him out to Carolina! xxx
#no you don’t understand this is not my kitten this is God’s child
Source: wolfn8.com
when I first saw this story a very long time ago I thought it must be an incredibly good piece of fanfiction but the Hardy train makes no stops so in the years since I have had the fortune to read several things he has definitely written and while sure this could still very well be invented it is also WILDLY POSSIBLE that it is A Real Missive and why shouldn't it be anyhow such an impact did this have on me that close readers may note that I have absolutely riffed on ''bang he's in my scoop'' in one if not more recaps I've written surprise! that phrase came from this story of Tom Hardy rescuing a kitten in Romania Tom Hardy cats WRITING