Goals
things that this tweet made me imagine which almost definitely did not happen:
- a band of brigands waylaying a merchant caravan on the road and then after stealing everything, making the terrified merchants listen to their dissertations because SOMEONE HAS TO
- elite colleges in the ottoman empire putting out those “wondering what you can do with your history degree? here’s what our graduates have gone on to do!!” pamphlets and it’s just. a large list of Crimes